One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections
The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections
The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018
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by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020
Get the Maler mug.Malek means 'KING' or 'MASTER', also means Angel of God.
I call my boyfriend Malek, King. Although I do hate pet names because they're so lame and typical, King is the only pet name which carries dignity and respect which is truly worthy of Malek. He may have the typical characteristics of your tall, dark and handsome man with the middle eastern big dark eyes. When he looks at you, you momentarily get swayed by his dark brown eyes, his long dark lashes send off a gust of air as he blinks seductively. His sexy, kind, sensitive and very romantic, His everything a woman could ask for. He loves the outdoors and long walks. Very sporty, fit, funny, good listener, hardworking, gentle and an awesome lover. Malek is the worst drug out there, once you taste him you crave for more. Malek makes the poorest girl feel like she owns the world with his existence and addictive personality. He is a stone cold killer of melancholy, gloom or negativity. There is never a dull moment when his around, he'll fill that empty space with his powerful presence. His electrical energy will jump start any sickened heart.
I'm blessed to have Malek in my life. His true to his name, his friends and family. Malek you are the master in all that you do and your non verbal signals are very much felt.
I call my boyfriend Malek, King. Although I do hate pet names because they're so lame and typical, King is the only pet name which carries dignity and respect which is truly worthy of Malek. He may have the typical characteristics of your tall, dark and handsome man with the middle eastern big dark eyes. When he looks at you, you momentarily get swayed by his dark brown eyes, his long dark lashes send off a gust of air as he blinks seductively. His sexy, kind, sensitive and very romantic, His everything a woman could ask for. He loves the outdoors and long walks. Very sporty, fit, funny, good listener, hardworking, gentle and an awesome lover. Malek is the worst drug out there, once you taste him you crave for more. Malek makes the poorest girl feel like she owns the world with his existence and addictive personality. He is a stone cold killer of melancholy, gloom or negativity. There is never a dull moment when his around, he'll fill that empty space with his powerful presence. His electrical energy will jump start any sickened heart.
I'm blessed to have Malek in my life. His true to his name, his friends and family. Malek you are the master in all that you do and your non verbal signals are very much felt.
Malek is my King.
by Miracles do happen November 6, 2017
Get the Malek mug.Malkmosity is a word that describes a person's indieness. For example, if your favorite group is the Black Eyed Peas and you love polo shirts, you have low Malkmosity. If you hate the Black Eyed Peas now and say they were better in the 90's when they were an anti-gangsta rap group (but still didn't really like them, because they were not white and didn't play guitar) and you wear Buddy Holly glasses, you have high Malkmosity.
Coined by Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful, Malkmosity refers to Pavement singer Stephen Malkmus. The reason being is Malkmus is the epitome of indie. He was a security guard before he recorded one of indie's seminal albums, Slanted & Enchanted, with his friend Spiral Stairs (Scott Kannberg) in the garage of their hippie drummer's house. His music is slightly off kilter pop with cryptic lyrics. (Example, "She's got the radioactive and it makes me feel okay" WTF?!) He is skinny, white, and plays guitar. He is indie.
Coined by Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful, Malkmosity refers to Pavement singer Stephen Malkmus. The reason being is Malkmus is the epitome of indie. He was a security guard before he recorded one of indie's seminal albums, Slanted & Enchanted, with his friend Spiral Stairs (Scott Kannberg) in the garage of their hippie drummer's house. His music is slightly off kilter pop with cryptic lyrics. (Example, "She's got the radioactive and it makes me feel okay" WTF?!) He is skinny, white, and plays guitar. He is indie.
High Malkmosity Guy: I snuck into a Dinosaur Jr./My Bloody Valentine show 21+ gig when I was fifteen in the early 90s.
Higher Malkmosity Guy: That's cool. I gave Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo, and Glenn Branca head in the early 80s.
No Malkmosity Guy: I kind of like music that the majority of the population has heard of.
Higher Malkmosity Guy: That's cool. I gave Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo, and Glenn Branca head in the early 80s.
No Malkmosity Guy: I kind of like music that the majority of the population has heard of.
by Rkye November 19, 2006
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1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004
Get the Mallrats mug.A very cute, nice, and wild person. He is very fun to be around and almost eveyone is his friend. As soon as you meet him you'll want to be his friend right away. He is one of a kind and has had a few girlfriends already. Although it is very hard to get him, he is very caring for that "one person". On his wild side, he's a whole new guy and no doubt you'll get attached right away. He is somewhat smart, athletic, and sometimes a complete mess! You'll remember him in everyway..
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by k3h8s June 19, 2014
Get the Malhar mug.Any mall with a different mix of stores catering to a ghetto clientele. Also a poor representation of mainstream retailers.
Mall with a lot of athletic shoe stores, urban wear, dollar stores, wig shops, stores that don't exist in other malls, stores where you can see they were once a national store such as The Gap, but something else moved in and did not remodel much and have a banner sign over the Gap sign.
by kk1221 August 9, 2004
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