May 8

Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.

Hey Gavin it’s may 8th, go crazy

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 16

Today is national have sex with a close friend day. That’s me to get freaky with that special person in your friendship circle.

Aye bestie, today is May 16 you tryna get freaky and have sex with me.

by Michelle and ruby April 12, 2019

May 23

May 23rd - National Brioche Day. A day where people gather together to munch on some of that brioche.

Person 1 - "Hey gamer, it's May 23, let's get this bread!"
Person 2 - "No, not any old bread: let's get this brioche!"

by živela srbija October 17, 2019

May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

Mai A Hee

Mai A Hee is a song made by DJ Lucas Prata, Dan Balan, and Ozone as an English remix to Ozone's phenominally successful song Dragostea Din Tei. Although it follows the beat and timing of the orginal, it is not (as many believe), a direct translation of the orginal; nor is it the name of the orginal.

guy: Hey have you heard Mai A Hee?!?!
me: You do mean Dragostea Din Tei, right?
guy: NO! I know what i'm talking about!
me: then how does it go?
guy: .....

by Squeek February 22, 2005

May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

by BritTheUnderGrounder May 31, 2021

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022