Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.

The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

brick mail

Brick mail is any letter or note attached to a brick, stone or heavy object and delivered by throwing through the window of or at recipient's home, business, car, etc.

Guy 1: I know they got my party invitation. I brick mailed it to them.
Guy 2: What's brick mail?
Guy 1: Brick mail is where I throw a brick with a note attached through their front window.

I know you got my message. I sent via brick mail, cider block class.

by LSam December 24, 2020

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

Mail

In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most

Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww

by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020

mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.

Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.

by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021