Food Lion

A sketchy place where cheap poor people get their groceries.
A place only weird crazy loons shop.
Also called the food kitty.

My best friend works in Food Lion.
Look at that weird freak in the Food Lion! He must be poor.
Im a poor person now!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

liol

LIOL Stands for laugh INSANAGE out loud.
INSANAGE got brought into lol because of a typo originally and then it became popular to use when laughing at something because it is crazy or you are feeling insane or high.

Rach: what is that outside my window?
Anita: it's a hobo playing snap!
Rach: LIOL

by Rachael Cunninghame October 22, 2008

Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

lion king

fistting a girl in her ass and vagina and lifting her over your head

after watching the movie my girl wanted me to lion king her

by titan5151 September 9, 2014

lionbrarian

a person who lines his books along the hallway to prove how smart he is, possibly compensating for the same reason hicks buy big trucks.
This person will undoubtedly grow up to be a librarian and spend his entire life telling people of really awesome old books to read and really weird hipster nineties music to listen to.
Someone who flashes a kicthen full of people his prince albert after drinking a bottle of wine.

That dude is such a lionbrarian.

by evilfish February 14, 2009

Lionbear

Hunter of babbits and is a cat of orange and white in color that tries ripping the flesh off of larger dogs. Must be initiated into the ashokun resivoir society

wow, did you see that little lionbear take down that rottweiler!?

by leviathan1408 January 19, 2013

Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013