lionbrarian 

a person who lines his books along the hallway to prove how smart he is, possibly compensating for the same reason hicks buy big trucks.
This person will undoubtedly grow up to be a librarian and spend his entire life telling people of really awesome old books to read and really weird hipster nineties music to listen to.
Someone who flashes a kicthen full of people his prince albert after drinking a bottle of wine.

That dude is such a lionbrarian.

lionbrarian by evilfish February 14, 2009

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?

It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.

The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

Librarian 

Information Master
One to be worshiped

Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

Librarian by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

librarian hot 

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007

school librarian 

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

school librarian by erik December 1, 2003

librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

librarian talk by spintwig August 12, 2009