by Eric Pete May 13, 2007
Get the Lesbian Mulemug. by wtxbandt October 25, 2017
Get the lesbian dinosaurmug. A girl who acts like she is interested in other girls on a forum or message board, although she is straight in real life. The site is usually one that it is populated by mainly guys (such as sportbike forums), and it is done to be an attention whore.
"She acted like she wanted to meet up with the other girl, but when they met, she said she was actually just an E-lesbian, and had no real interest in girls"
by Moto_Joe January 22, 2008
Get the E-lesbianmug. A variation of the classic mullet, but shorter all around and popularly worn by lesbians across the u.s.
this hairstyle is a classic giveaway to those who are lacking in gaydar.
this hairstyle is a classic giveaway to those who are lacking in gaydar.
Person 1: "Emma's mom recently got her hair cut, to my surprise it was a lesbian mullet!"
Person 2: "I saw that one coming the day she purchased that subaru outback"
Person 1: "yeah, i suppose you're right. i wonder if she has a girlfriend too"
Person 2: "I saw that one coming the day she purchased that subaru outback"
Person 1: "yeah, i suppose you're right. i wonder if she has a girlfriend too"
by Iwantmymovieback January 3, 2009
Get the Lesbian Mulletmug. Thespian Lesbian is any straight woman who acts attracted to or performs sexual acts on another woman for a camera or filming, especially for videos like "Girls Gone Wild."
Janie says she only likes men, but when the camera goes on, she will eat muff like a goat eats grass; she is a real thespian lesbian.
by TooSick4U November 14, 2006
Get the Thespian Lesbianmug. One night my friend and I were having a sleepover Andy said she was bored and turned on lesbian porn. I sat there with her watching it slowly I began to get wetter and wetter.
She suggested we have lesbian sex
I pounced on her and we began making out. I pulled her shirt off and mine. I wanted her wet, so I stripped for her. As I inched off my thong, she fingered herself and moaned loudly.
I sat on the desk of my room, legs spread wide, doing the splits. She parted my lips and kissed my hairless pussy softly. I felt so wet I held her head there and moaned. She then suck her tonuge in all the way making me scream in exctasy. Her mouth found my clit and sucked, hard.
"SUCK ME ALL NIGHT YOU WHORE!!!!" I screamed. She drank up all my cum. Andy stroked my wet bald pussy slowly. Then fingered me fast and hard, I came more all over her hands, this time she rubbed my cum on my huge 36DD breasts, and sucked on my rock hard nipples.
I pushed her onto the floor and went right to her pink, freshly shaven pussy. Kissing, licking, and sucking it like she had done to me. I massaged her 34D breasts as I ate out her sweet cunt.
After I pushed her into a chair, and I sat backwards on her, our wet bald pussies touching. I had each of my breasts in my hands, rubbing them, and licking the tips because it made her cum more.
Finally we got on my bed and scissored, it was so amazing having our wet pussies touching. She started nibbling my nipple, and I got wetter the ever. I cummed everywhere.
She suggested we have lesbian sex
I pounced on her and we began making out. I pulled her shirt off and mine. I wanted her wet, so I stripped for her. As I inched off my thong, she fingered herself and moaned loudly.
I sat on the desk of my room, legs spread wide, doing the splits. She parted my lips and kissed my hairless pussy softly. I felt so wet I held her head there and moaned. She then suck her tonuge in all the way making me scream in exctasy. Her mouth found my clit and sucked, hard.
"SUCK ME ALL NIGHT YOU WHORE!!!!" I screamed. She drank up all my cum. Andy stroked my wet bald pussy slowly. Then fingered me fast and hard, I came more all over her hands, this time she rubbed my cum on my huge 36DD breasts, and sucked on my rock hard nipples.
I pushed her onto the floor and went right to her pink, freshly shaven pussy. Kissing, licking, and sucking it like she had done to me. I massaged her 34D breasts as I ate out her sweet cunt.
After I pushed her into a chair, and I sat backwards on her, our wet bald pussies touching. I had each of my breasts in my hands, rubbing them, and licking the tips because it made her cum more.
Finally we got on my bed and scissored, it was so amazing having our wet pussies touching. She started nibbling my nipple, and I got wetter the ever. I cummed everywhere.
by Horny hooker August 21, 2013
Get the Lesbian Sexmug. The occurrence when two females who glance at each other bond instantly with some underlying sexual expectations.
Two females who just met are scanning each others bodys with a smile on their faces and then gives a subtle dirty look.
Random present guy: "What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic lesbian kickstart."
Random present guy: "What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic lesbian kickstart."
by Slurf December 29, 2012
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