Zen Fang Lai is the word used to describe when your asshole is full and is clogged. Zen Fang Lai is also a verb which may be used to describe the smashing of one's keyboard, permanently damaging its keys due to Brawlhalla.
Synonym: crongful
Synonym: crongful
"I can't play league, I'm Zenfanglai."
"Fk! I just lost a custom game to Russell and Zen Fang Lai'd."
"Fk! I just lost a custom game to Russell and Zen Fang Lai'd."
by knightrider108 May 20, 2020
Get the Zen Fang Laimug. by Da_Real_One_69 September 18, 2016
Get the lay the lumbermug. (n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.
Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?
Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!
Guy #1: ...well, fuck.
Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!
Guy #1: ...well, fuck.
by Too many anons November 9, 2011
Get the Dan Lay syndromemug. Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.
commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.
commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.
When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.
by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004
Get the to lay the smack downmug. Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.
George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.
George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.
by S-on-my-D November 2, 2009
Get the Laying Fatty Pipemug. damn gurl when are you going to lay that pussy out?
Go head and lay that pussy out!
Lay that pussy out!!
Go head and lay that pussy out!
Lay that pussy out!!
by lil nasty February 10, 2010
Get the Lay that pussy outmug. by scandalous much March 24, 2022
Get the lay some piemug.