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cleveland lapdance 

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
cleveland lapdance by KEMTD May 4, 2006

landing strip 

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.
landing strip by Anonymous November 2, 2002
A gay boy who likes fortnite
Landons teeth are the Grand Canyon
Landon by _Luigi_ May 10, 2019

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.
The moon landing is a fake!
moon landing by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

sri lankan 

If i ever find out who wrote this definition, im going to come inside your house , steal your car keys, and run over your goddamn poodle.
its poodle hunting season
sri lankan by vectrex May 31, 2003
An all boys school school where all the kids think they are so tuff but they are losers who just want to fuck each other.
"Dude did you see that landon kid with a mullet" "Yeah what a fag"
Landon by fuck landon 2017 April 13, 2017