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knackerfaced

The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.
1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'
by anon November 20, 2003
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knackersack

Fleshy carrierbag for the balls.
been scratchin' me knackersack all nate
by ash malkin April 29, 2004
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Knackered as a fish

Tired, worn out etc
Knackered as a salmon when extremly tired
I've just been running from the pigs, now im knackered as a fish
by Mike Longford January 8, 2009
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Knackerjeemid

My computer is knackerjeemid. After my run I was feeling very knackerjeemid.
by spinna1976 January 31, 2010
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Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 7, 2009
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Deuce the kicker

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.
Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!
by Angreesloth November 28, 2011
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apple knocker

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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