when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.
dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!
by mride123456 February 17, 2008
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Person A: Hey, what's the address of the place we are going again?
Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!
A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.
B: IPhone moment!
Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!
A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.
B: IPhone moment!
by sloipe December 29, 2011
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Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
by crunchyorange November 17, 2019
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Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
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