My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023

Hurted

Another way of saying hurt. It makes it more fun and goofy.

"Ouch, I hit my arm! That hurted!"

by PeanutsMomma April 10, 2025

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

Skrt ma hurt

Skrt ma hurt meaning a slang way to say emotions also upbeat and still positive

Skrt ma hurt man I thought we were friends.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Devils Hurt Locker

When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.

He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!

by Pay me April 28, 2022

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019

Hurted

Past tense of hurt.

I fell and that shit hurted.

by LMFAOOOO March 3, 2019