family hat trick

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course

steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."

by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Bad Hat

Adj. something that is considered rude or a blatant display of bad manners.

Speaker1: That is so bad hat.

Speaker2: Who says bad hat?

Speaker1: I do!

by Mediocre Man February 9, 2010

Tinfoil Hat

The "tinfoil hat" is often a way to describe someone who's going crazy, or falling too deep into crazy internet theories. When someone tells you you're putting on a tinfoil hat, it means your going head over heels for a crazy idea.

"Dude, the world's gonna end due to alien attacks within the next 4 months. I've figured out their plans completely."
"I think you need to take off that tinfoil hat and snap back into reality."

by Daddy-0-5 February 3, 2018

Jim Hat

Jim Hat is the slang word for condom. People call it a Jim Hat because Jim is a slang name for a penis.

Dude, my girlfriend is coming over tonight! I need to go to the store and buy a couple of Jim Hats!

by Legendaryben July 1, 2006

bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

Squirrel Hat

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

by Alanicor March 9, 2010

hag hat

When a woman of a certain age (old) has a mass of steel-grey hair that conjures the appearance of a seriously horrific hat.

As she approached, I thought to myself that it may be Halloween, but then I quickly realized the hag hat she wore was her crowning glory way back in the day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019