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wank-happy

Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
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Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011
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Happy Sunday

the day that Ellie and Lewis tan about £40 worth of weed. occurs every weekend. if you choose to partake in happy sunday i hope you don’t have big monday plans
lewis: “you still up for happy sunday?”
ellie: “obviously, iv got cheese, u?”
lewis: “banging hash in”
by ezza420 November 16, 2019
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Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer
Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!
by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009
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happy face

A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth.
I have a happy face sticker.
by Dee July 24, 2004
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happy crack

A mixture of kool-aid and suger which is placed in a plastic baggie to resemble crack. Native to South-Western Pennsylvania.
by Anthony Reese May 25, 2006
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happy slapping

The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.

In America we call this practice assault and I do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it.
Some british kids went happy slapping in LA and got their shit messed up.
by Hobbe April 28, 2005
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