Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair

"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."

by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016

Halo Pay

The social prestige one earns in lieu of actual financial gain in certain professions.
Example: teaching, research, non-profit...

Murray doesn't earn as much as his friends but at least the benefits and the halo pay makes up for it.

by Leedman October 9, 2021

HALO-addiculitis

Chronic disease associated with excessive Halo game play. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Abnormally large thumbs
2. Degradation of visual aquity
3. Disturbed sleep patterns
4. Destruction of family life
5. Reduction in active vocabulary (increase in the use of sword bitch, noob, epic fail
6. Daily challenges become more critical than daily chores (feeding your game score > feeding your kids)
7. Reaching the next higher rank becomes the most important priority in your life.

A-Train, once a promising Industrial Engineer, has since achieved the rank of Halo Legend. Doctors and scientists have attributed his epic downfall to HALO-addiculitis.
The prognosis is grim as there is currently no known cure for this chronic disease.
Symptoms may be alleviated by giving a diseased whore a Cleveland Steamer

by Slap2daface October 3, 2011

Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers

I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022

Crust Halo

The rings of crust that emerge on a dildo/vibrator after several uses and not keeping it clean.

"I went round to Becky's last night and found her rabbit. It was covered in Crust Halos"

by Kewgs August 17, 2016

Halo-Maker

A friend who will clear your secret tracks in case you die unexpectedly, making you seem like an "angel" to your mourning friends and family.

"I asked Dave to be my Halo-Maker in case I die suddenly someday. He'll make sure my mom never finds my collection of My little pony vinyl action figures.

by Nathaniel's Pseudonym February 7, 2015

Halo 2

To take the skill and fun out of a game. To Noob up one of the best video games in order to appeal to soccer moms everywhere.

In November 2004, Microsoft and Bungie released the sequel to Halo titled Halo 2.

by scoville April 4, 2005