Kool-Aid goggles 

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.

I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.

Kool-Aid goggles by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

Japanese Rain Goggles 

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.

She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010

iranian goggles 

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head

She put on my Iranian goggles.

iranian goggles by T Diddy June 11, 2006

Lebanese Goggles 

When a man drops his balls onto his partners eye's...

"I gave that chick the meanest Lebanese goggles last night...shit"

Lebanese Goggles by Celcius January 10, 2008

Japanese rain goggles 

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.

Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.

Japanese rain goggles by DYOMAF November 27, 2010

Campbell goggles

A state of extreme drunkness that causes one to find ugly people extremely attractive

Dude, forget beer goggles, he must have been wearing CAMPBELL goggles when he went home with that oink monkey.

Campbell goggles by Rachel Smith May 10, 2003

raven goggles 

An act of revenge in which a man places his sweaty testicles over the eyes of his sleeping victim. The goggles are often photographed, and shown to the victim when he/she wakes up.

Mike shaved off my eyebrow, so i totally gave him raven goggles last night.

You son of a bitch. Ima raven goggle you tonight!

raven goggles by G-fresh August 30, 2008