goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.

The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.

by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015

goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.

Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?

by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016

Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni

"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.

by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐

“Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night”

by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019

Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess

guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY

by veryreallygood January 15, 2022

goat legs

big fat white lines of cocaine

Rebecca snorted the fattest set of goat legs you ever seen!!

by Elbowz February 22, 2008