When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Freddie Shower mug.people say its a nice hot boyfriend (probably because their name is Freddy). but nah, that's a bear robot that has a soul inside of him.
by Zrtg5trg5t February 4, 2022
Get the Freddy mug.An old man in the neighborhood who everyone knows to avoid, because he suspiciously looks at you when you walk by his house, like he is undressing you with his eyes.
by sanjayb6789 August 22, 2009
Get the uncle freddy mug.A Guy From sunland park who is not to be played with. Hence he does not post on his social media platforms due to previous situations
Guy1: This man Freddy been talking Crazy
Guy2: Which Freddy?
Guy1: I think he from sunland
Guy2: Don’t mess with him he crazy
Guy2: Which Freddy?
Guy1: I think he from sunland
Guy2: Don’t mess with him he crazy
by FloridaPop September 10, 2020
Get the Freddy mug.A boyfriend who will just ghost you right when quarantine started,he doesn’t really pay attention to you anymore.Completely forgot that you even existed
(Totally not me):goddamn it,Freddy hasn’t texted me!
(Totally not my dad):he is supposed to text you first,don’t text him until he texts you!
(Totally not my dad):he is supposed to text you first,don’t text him until he texts you!
by Sad.Weeb.girl. July 24, 2020
Get the Freddy mug.When all the Stoughton Dimes, thots and hoes alike get together. Masturbate in a circle while moaning “Freddie Harris III!! YAAASSS” then proceed to orgasm.
“Girl I thought of sexy Freddie and my I imagined him busting my guts” “Bitch I need a sexy Freddie to blow my fucking pussy out”
by FreddieKing March 8, 2020
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