The greatest sport in the world, played almost exclusively in America. WAY better and more difficult to play than soccer.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense.
And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense.
And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
by some guy12 February 16, 2009
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jimmy: hey man lets go play some rugby.
corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.
corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.
by bobby buschay July 30, 2010
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a sport fat pussyoles who need to wear pads to stop them crying, and who need breaks every 10 seconds cos they are too tired. :(
by lolipopz November 25, 2007
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Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
by Tonio31 August 13, 2006
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They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).
- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*
I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.
I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...
They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).
- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*
I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.
I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...
I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)
by James Longmuir April 8, 2008
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Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
by MUNG June 11, 2004
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Guy 1: Hey did you watch the football game?
Guy 2: yea
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: The running back scored a touchdown and the other his teamates hugged him and smacked him on the ass.
Guy 1: That sounds pretty gay.
Guy 2: yea
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: The running back scored a touchdown and the other his teamates hugged him and smacked him on the ass.
Guy 1: That sounds pretty gay.
by guitargod January 12, 2008
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