Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.

Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!

by Petsu December 30, 2010

fap gap

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.

After Bob was done using the computer, I noticed a large fap gap in the browser history.

by ottermode August 24, 2014

happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.

"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015

Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015

FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012