a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
by fruff smith July 3, 2011
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