4 definition by Hunter Melton

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A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.
Holy shit cole funk is my dad.
by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019

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Sac of shit that does nothing but play with his tiny little balls all day.
Did you see Barry giffin today? He wouldn’t stop touching himself to small children.
by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019

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Biggest fucking bitch ever. Diabetic sac of shit know better as Karaboob.
Kara Jones really had a wad in her panties today.
by Hunter Melton August 29, 2019

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A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021

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