Pint-Envy

When your jealous of your friend for having a bigger beer mug.

Man, we ordered the same beer, for the same price! Why you got the bigger mug. Hey buddy is that Pint-Envy im picking up?!

by JoeyTheProdigy January 23, 2014

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

White-Envy

When black people feel envious of white society because their ancestors lacked the skill & knowledge to improve their lives. Often resulting in resentment, jealousy and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situation, and work towards improving their lives through hard work, discipline and other ethical ways of achieving happiness and success.

Hatred for white people is a result of white-envy due to cultural differences.

by Rabid_Dogs May 15, 2024

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

Victim envy

When a person who doesn’t encounter discrimination pretends they are being oppressed because they wish they could tell a personal story about overcoming oppression

There’s no war on Christmas, they just have victim envy

by Posternutbag811 December 7, 2023

Envy

1. A feeling of dissatisfaction otherwise know as jealousy.

2. Desire to have possession of something or someone.

1. "I'm very envy about their relationship."

2. "I am very envy because that guy has a nice skateboard."

by anonymousmuch? February 19, 2017

shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018