The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.
Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"
by Shawn B. September 22, 2003

by Titch January 18, 2005

A haircut.
I haven't cut my hair in months and I have a job interview tomorrow. I need an Ed Sheeran to make myself look respectable.
by Dr Rockso August 1, 2017

rick dogg went over by the freshman table and started making wierd noises. it was really funny when the little freshmen got R.A.-ed
by n dub February 10, 2007

Some homeless guy involved in the creation of Altair(see Altair). Unfortunately no one knows who he is.
EX.
Hi im a bum Ed robberts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lololo.llloololoOS bdgkdb;xk;jgcgb kdfbgs;kdsjddddddddddddddddddd;;cc
Hi im a bum Ed robberts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lololo.llloololoOS bdgkdb;xk;jgcgb kdfbgs;kdsjddddddddddddddddddd;;cc
by Faghead October 16, 2008

Ed Sheeran is a legend. He has made a few albums and they've all been so good. The newest one that came out is called Divide. Which is so amazing.
by just a fan March 11, 2017

honestly, the best person you will ever meet. not only is she unbelievably stunning, she also has the best heart and is superior to all basic bitches(and everyone for that matter). ed will ALWAYS be there for you. to make you laugh, be a shoulder to cry on, and to make the most amazing memories with. honestly such a great person. if you don’t have ed in your life, you are suffering big time.
person 1: hey are you friends with Ed Gilbert ?
person 2: frick yeah. she’s certified the coolest person ever in the urban dictionary
person 2: frick yeah. she’s certified the coolest person ever in the urban dictionary
by nellllllaaa November 22, 2019
