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sausage in the jam doughnut 

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.
She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

Doughnut Puncher 

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit
Doughnut Puncher by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

doughnut 

a pussy with a lot of hair around it. Also called a hairy taco, bearded clam, or donut (the American spelling). Some people believe the doughnut or donut was popularized in Japanese porn, although it seems to have a special place of love or hatred in all societies and cultures. In J-porn, often a young, innocent girl who receives a bukkake will have a donut which will get covered in splooge. Antonymns: scrunt, shaven, mumou, gunche, the sphinx

Amy: Beware, John. I have a doughnut.
John: It's okay, I like a hairy bush.

Look how hairy her arms are. I'll bet she has a donut.

Don't go down on that girl, she's got a donut.
doughnut by Pigslut Master February 28, 2008

Glazed Doughnuts 

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

Kneading the dough 

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.
I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!

doughboy 

One of two moving, somewhat imaginary styrofoam characters who torment you and can drive a skinny homocidal maniac to suicede!
"you notice, perhaps that i am not smiling. you never mean to kill yourself anyway you pathetic tick!"
-Psycho Doughboy
"Thats right Nny, free will and all that rot!" -Mr. Eff
doughboy by Cho-lay April 11, 2008