a diva bitch; one who is picky, and has high standards, and will be a total bitch to get what he/she wants.
by Faye Allister January 8, 2008
Get the ditchva mug.A build up of man bree. The build up of calcium deposits on a mans penis. Short term speak for "dick-cheese"
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the girls' guy. He kisses all the woman, infests thier bodies with his fingers and gives them a good work out in his eyes. He likes three sums especiously and when he lets them sleep over on his extra mattress in his parent's house, he whispers in thier ear "sluts, sluts'' while they are sleeping, then he passes them to all his male companions.
DitchedDigger had his blonde, brunnette, dark haired girl but never a redhead. He likes that one blonde girl the best.
by uranulcavitiliam March 3, 2010
Get the DitchedDigger mug.Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010
Get the ditched-n-missed mug.when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
Get the ditch candy mug.Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
Get the Ditch-uation mug.Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
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by dissonant October 23, 2011
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