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ditchva

a diva bitch; one who is picky, and has high standards, and will be a total bitch to get what he/she wants.
"Omg. Chanel insisted that we buy Corona instead of Natty Ice. She was being such a ditchva."
by Faye Allister January 8, 2008
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diechie

A build up of man bree. The build up of calcium deposits on a mans penis. Short term speak for "dick-cheese"
John: "What is that smell?"

Gavin: "Probably my diechie build up."
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
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DitchedDigger

the girls' guy. He kisses all the woman, infests thier bodies with his fingers and gives them a good work out in his eyes. He likes three sums especiously and when he lets them sleep over on his extra mattress in his parent's house, he whispers in thier ear "sluts, sluts'' while they are sleeping, then he passes them to all his male companions.
DitchedDigger had his blonde, brunnette, dark haired girl but never a redhead. He likes that one blonde girl the best.
by uranulcavitiliam March 3, 2010
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ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010
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ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
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Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
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Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.
"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."
by dissonant October 23, 2011
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