Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it

Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...

by WDRMaster May 15, 2010

Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010

dildo

a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo.

(real dialogue held in London)
me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best?
shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me)
me: well, is this the one you prefer?
she: no (she laughs)
me: so, which one do you use?
she: I don't use any
me: never tried any?
she: no
me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them)

by paddy garcia January 25, 2008

dildo

a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.

My dildo is hot pink and has 3 different settings!

by pimpette January 11, 2005

dildo fucking

what happens when a horny women has no cock to take in so she brings out the ole dildo. you stick it up your vagina and make animal noises.

hey, I walked into your girlfriend dildo fucking and since there was a real weiner there, I took that dildo, threw it out the window, and fucked her like theres no tomorrow.

by walter mangina October 29, 2009

Dillon

Dillon is someone who can make you smile on the saddest days. He is always happy and sharing joy with others. He is the kind of person who gives a hug to anyone in need. just one smile from him can make you the happiest person on earth. He is someone you can trust. you can always fell safe when you are around Dillon.

wow, whoever that is, he sure is a Dillon.

by IlikePie.org November 6, 2017

Dildocerous

Someone with a very large cock AND balls.

1. That elephant is a dildocerous.
2. That man is a dildocerous.
3. WTF That woman is a dildocerous!
4. Look out it's a dildocerous!

by Monkeytronchris1 December 26, 2009