Craig

A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.

Craig Allen Hensley

by Bobohio December 2, 2013

Craig

To be stood up with no explanation.

To be craiged.

'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'

'You better come tonight, don't craig me'

'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'

by hiviz2010 February 20, 2010

Craiging

To cruise airport bathrooms seeking anonymous sex and a bone to smoke or to get your bone smoked. cottaging

The faggot went craiging at the airport .

by Pubman September 18, 2007

Craigasm

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.

hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!

by Escape_The_Fate_<3 May 21, 2011

Craigslist Karma

The good deals and fair treatment I give when selling items on Craigslist entitles me to equally good deals when buying items on Craigslist.

This includes responding to emails, selling in order of response, helping people get items to the car, being reasonable when setting up meet times, and deleting the post after it has been sold, etc.

I got a great deal on this desk from Craigslist, plus they helped me carry it out! It must be my Craigslist Karma after listing that couch in the free section last week and delivering it.

by LouDogg81 June 1, 2010

craig

has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slight age gap. soulmates. the one.

dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.

by Tameika223322 December 20, 2008

Craig

If you know a person named craig, let's be honest... They smell like hippo feces. Craigs are severely overweight and insecure about themselves. He doesn't meet the height requirements for a lot of the rides at Disneyland, but he exceeds the weight limit by a good margin. He believes he can pull any girl, but cries in a corner when no girl wants to kiss him at a party. A key attribute Craig's have is FOMO, or fear of missing out. When he is not invited somewhere, beware... He WILL find your location and show up uninvited. During some scenarios, he'll break into your house. You won't see him wearing anything other than the same generic hoodie he wears everyday, which you can see his bulging stomach come out of. Most of the time, someone will flame the fuck out of craig and he will take it and accept the facts. However, if you make him really... REALLY mad, he will think of a shitty roast and try to use it against you. Unfortunately, Craig is too much of an L that even when he does thing of a half decent roast, you just laugh it off cause after all, it's craig trying to roast you, the biggest loner you know. His hobbies include flexing that he got invited somewhere so that his peers do not think he's a lonely fat fuck and taking floor shits. Next time you see a craig, say something nice or at least buy him a chapstick for his scaly lips or a toothbrush for his hot musty breath. He could use an act of kindness and a break from getting bodied everyday. He’s a Jewish boy

Jeez dude you've gained like 300lbs, you can't let go of yourself like that, you're starting to look like craig

My girlfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of my house, and my fish died... I feel lonelier than craig

ew did a homeless man just shit on you? You almost smell as bad as craig

by GEEKONYABIT May 20, 2019