Craiget

Craiget is a crazy motherfucker. He is an artist on youtube who does comedy videos, parodies, sketches, music and movies.

Oh you got jokes huh? What? You think you craiget or what?

by chavez85 April 30, 2011

Craigtissimo

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.

Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo

by The offender433 October 18, 2018

craiged

To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,

To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "

by lowi February 4, 2014

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

crapget

A gadget that you see advertised on TV that promises to do everything but when brought is found to be crap and winds up on the verge with the rest of the trash.

Hey honey, look at this new tool I got. It saws, drills, sharpens and nails.

Kevin, it’s just another piece of Crapget

by el cee October 2, 2007

craiged

Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.

"...poor larry king, got craiged again..."

by Craigfan January 8, 2010

Craigtillian

Craigtillian. (Noun) A person from Craig, Colorado. Worst of the worst. I mean the absolute worst person in the entire human race. No morals. No self respect. Weak Weak Minded. They don't walk, they slither. The 18-35yo Craigtillian Males, run their mouths, woofin woofin woofin, til' they get crunched. Then they pick themselves up off the ground, or regain consciousness. First thing they do is dial 911. 18-99yo females are terrible.They're so nosey, if they can't find information on you, they make it up. They snitch on each other, and in some cases are hanging out the same night. They'll literally hang up the phone with the police, after telling on you, and come over to your house. 2 Faced, talk bad about someone when they're not around, but best friends when they see them in public. Totally oblivious to the fact that they are total scumbags. But are 100% aware that they are snitches, and are perfectly fine with it. They actually have zero idea what's going on in the real world. They're born and raised in a little town, and wouldn't last a night in a big city. Not 2hrs if they had any money on em. Fake. If they hear a secret, they wanna be the first to tell everyone, because they actually believe they're important if they know something you dont know.

Don't answer the door, it's a Craigtillian.

by Brainsick June 19, 2017