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Stoney Crab

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How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana
Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 19, 2020
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Giant enemy crab

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A joke which arose from Sony's E3 2006 press conference.

While showing off the game Genji 2, it was claimed that the game was based on Japanese history, and that the battles were based on battles that took place in the period.

This was followed up by the revelation of a "giant enemy crab" battle and it was announced that you "attack its weak point for massive damage."

The irony of these statements has made giant enemy crab a popular internet meme.
Genji 2 is an action game, which is based on ancient Japanese history.
Being based on history, the, um, stages of the game, will also be based on battles which took--actually took place in ancient Japan.

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So here's this giant enemy crab, and you...attack its weak point for massive damage.
by bottles98. June 26, 2006
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The Crab Defense

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We don't have breasts. Let's try the Crab Defense instead.
by Seriously Cheese June 16, 2010
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Caribbean King Crab

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A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.
Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.
by King crabber August 15, 2021
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king crab blumpkin

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the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.

the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?

mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
by me@tspin February 26, 2009
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bro crab

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A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.

Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).

Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.

Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.

...the guys bro crab...

Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
by Miguel-DC May 17, 2010
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Louisiana Crab Dangler

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A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
by xvampirousx September 25, 2008
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