Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022

Cover girl

a very attractive young woman

shes a cover girl

by punkedher January 13, 2022

BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022

COVER

Pronounced “COE-VER”, A slur for those who have been vaccinated against COVID-19.

Cover - “yeah I got vaccinated last week”
Racist - “YOU TELLIN ME YOU A COVER??!”

by LilMarFan May 24, 2022

Fauci covering

Any type of face covering, covering all or part of the face, that proves, as the name suggests, that you are either a fauci groupie or a fauci groundhog or both.

A fauci covering is not limited to the cloth mask. It can also include items such as a gas mask or a diving helmet, if fauci wants you to wear those.(for those who don't know, a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba diving mask).

by Sexydimma May 27, 2022

Fauci covering

Things other than a cloth mask that fauci might want you to wear

A gas mask and a diving helmet can be considered in the category of fauci covering.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021