cougared

the act of jumping a person committed to a relationship.

She cougared him! She's evil!

by force five April 15, 2008

Cougar Broth

The 3 inches of slimy mung that accumulates on the bottom of foam pits commonly found in rage/dance clubs.

Dude- I went to Sherbrooke, QC last weekend. I think I caught something from the cougar broth in that foam pit.

by Bar Fly October 18, 2008

Cougarhandling

When you bring a girl back to your place and nothing happens between the two of you

Jimmy was cougarhandling last night.

by fondlemyballs October 23, 2008

kama sutra cougar

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze

Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.

by Izzard January 27, 2007

cougar

A woman in her 40s or 50s who sexually "preys" on males under 25. This behaviour is often touted as "empowering" and "role-reversal" by feminist pundits, but probably the role "reversed" is either best described as a stereotypcal male "mid-life crisis" relationships, if not actual pedophilia, depending on the age of the "prey".

The fan outfit "Twilight moms" are a good example of this behaviour - certainly, if mobs of 40 and 50 year old men collected to scream at teenage girls, this would probably be viewed as not just unseemly, but possibly criminal behaviour by the cougar group.

by demosthenes66 February 22, 2011

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

cougarizing

The act of flirting, hitting on, picking up, seducing a man younger than 30 by a woman older than 35.

While in the ski lodge bar, Tahtianna planned on cougarizing the hot snowboard instructor.

by lolapop927 February 18, 2010