When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker April 05, 2018
A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.
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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.
by whistleberry December 27, 2009
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche March 27, 2014
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by Johnny Depp December 06, 2003
A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
by Mark Alfano June 24, 2015