Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011

friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.

dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.

by Boten March 12, 2011

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

coffee dunk

when you dip your penis into iced coffee, and then get a blowjob.

this iced coffee is so good i could coffee dunk you

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021

Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021