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The root form of “concert”. It means a performance for one person. I’ll walk you through how we got to “concert”. The root “con-“ means together in this case. If you were to go to a performance with your friend, essentially a cert together, you would have a con-cert. In English, we remove hyphens that don’t break up 3-letter groups when we add a prefix/suffix, so “concert”.
I should’ve become a producer, they get certs all the time.”
by Lynn Guist March 8, 2026
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Certainty

The lack thereof externally is entirely eternally imposed. Can your children have actively been murdered by your need to teach me a lesson. You are living garbage.
Hym "So I can speak with as much certainty as I want. And I am absolutely certain Steven is a retarded bitch. And I'm like 45% his wife the he was Hym. Actually, I could even go as far as to say that ALL Stevens or Stephens are retarded bitches. 89% certainty."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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certaminator

A competitor in the quiz game certamen.
Salvēte Certaminatorēs! It’s only one week until the NJCL convention! Y’all ready?
by certaminator August 21, 2025
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Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.
by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025
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An action or behaviour characteristic of, or typically associated with, the tendencies, choices, or mannerisms exhibited by Rehan and/or Rayhon
Bro ate the whole chip bag, Certified Rayyhheeeeooonn Moment
by oldspice3214346 August 25, 2025
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Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
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