chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.

Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.

by Momma Howse March 5, 2022

Sconnie Chili Feed

Eating her ass while she's on the rag after a night out on Old Mils.

Darla was nervous her period would ruin her chances. Turns out she found a keeper when her first date started with a meat raffle and ended with a Sconnie Chili Feed.

by SconnieChick February 16, 2023

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.

Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.

by SR&AB October 1, 2010

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

Upside down chili cheese dog

When your partner is finished dropping a duece and you stand her/he up and you rub your penis between her legs

Let's make a upside down chili cheese dog.

by HAMiiAM July 23, 2017

netflix and chili

When you are talking about finishing leftover chili while watching your favorite show or movie on Netflix then realize what you just said.

"Hey babe, you know what I want to do with you tonight...... Netflix and chili! Oh wait, uuuhhhhh......

by Marchosias July 29, 2017