Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009

The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

mis-chat

When using a messaging service like text or chat, a person accidentally sends a message to the wrong person (usually the last person texted, but not the person that the message was intended for).

Your text:
so I used to spend $125+. You probably spend 60-70/month
My texts:
On what?
Music?
Gas?
Was this text even meant for me?
Your text:
oops
hehe
no
My text: Nice mis-chat.

by iCaleb January 14, 2014

chatting wam

chatting wam is when you or someone else is or had been chatting shit about something or spreading rumours

pussy: “psst did you hear about millie getting off with aiden, apparently she tossed him off and he fingered her!”

You: “oi G what you chatting wam for u pussio”

by dykey dani July 9, 2019

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

Chat room

An online website where thousands of horny teenage males look for a female of any sort. They will stop at nothing in order to talk to a girl. These males say they're 17-18, but most are 30.

person1: m or f

person2: m

person1 has left the chat room

by MF_FK0 September 15, 2020