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world champion

A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du monde!!” *excessive clapping*

*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*

“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*

“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
by Neville "Bloody' Bartos June 6, 2005
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champagne

i don't have an example for champagne
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
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Champion of Cyrodiil

The Champion of Cyrodiil is the player character of "The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion".

He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.

You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.

In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.

After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.
The Dragonborn sucks ass compared to the Champion of Cyrodiil.
by Yeolch33kycunt January 18, 2015
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Champeon

Nathan is le Champeon.
by Richard Cumming May 25, 2014
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Champion

Champion - word used by YouTube star Curtis Price to describe his loyal fan base.
You are a bunch of champions, you can do what ever you want to do, nothing is impossible, you are all loyal and brave.
by Svlogs432 May 31, 2019
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Champagne anyone

An inside joke used by Vasili and Julian, credit to the game Grand Theft Auto
Vasili: *Walks into class*

Julian: CHAMPAGNE ANYONE!!

Vasili: CHAMPAGNE ANYONE!!
by Champagne anyone September 24, 2019
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box champion

Amelia. She can totally do the box at b-rad. Pretty much, she can do that shit 4 times in a row. Cuatro!
by kdiggsssss February 5, 2008
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