chad jolley

When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.

the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.

by SnakeRadioCustoms November 15, 2015

Dirty Chad

Playing hide and go seek naked

Dude last night Hannah and i a loved our game of dirty chad

by Yoel May 13, 2006

hanging chad

A key part of the US electorial system.

The hanging chads swung the vote in favour of GW Bush

by black flag May 31, 2004

india and chad

Two powerful people that are meant to be together.

India and chad are a good couple.

by Nicky345 February 27, 2017

Chad

A jerk who does nothing but steel your best friend/ aunt mad leaves you as a third wheel

Chad is an ignorant dumb fuck.

by Rae💙 October 21, 2018

Hanging Chad

A bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one's crack.

Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.

by Doug Lpd December 03, 2006

Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

by countchokcula May 08, 2021