Centenniobriety

100th day of sobriety from anything.

The bottle down long. 100 days now strong. “Centenniobriety” I have become.

by Imhungry68 May 8, 2022

centerpiece

the lame claim of a professional job of honey used to make every situation about herself even when 95% of those situations have nothing to do with her.

Person A: Why are you always centering yourself, Honey?

Honey: Y’all didn’t know that I was a professional centerpiece!

by ClubhouseWordSalad July 27, 2022

Contextionsy

What the texture of something is made up of

The contextionsy of my hair was waxy after I put gel in

by Kateskate10 October 1, 2022

centerstage

nate labbe

nate labbe is centerstage

by natelabbe December 8, 2022

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Center yard

Center yards do not exist
Sofia

Would you quit saying there's a center yard at my school- it's a legit courtyard.

by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023

context americans

Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"

Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok

Context Americans: "Context?"

by Jaketard April 14, 2023