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Lake Catholic

A highschool that retarted kids go. You can spot a lc cougar out of any crowd just by the way they talk! All the girls that go here have a ton of friends but are fake. The girls will talk about you behind your back but act like your bestfriend. Not to mention that they all are secretly (or not secretly) sluts. They crave attention from both the male, and female species. Also, everyone that chooses to go to lake are either super dumb, or they are just following their other dumb friends. I dont not make the rules, this is just how it be.
Beth: "Hey do you know what school that girl goes to?"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"
Lake Catholic by ur ~dumb~ February 25, 2019

Alfredo (Catholic Whore) 

The most terrible person in existence even though he supports animal rights, feminism, LGBT rights, helping the environment, and has helped hundreds of people through depression and other issues. Rumours are always true about him and when he defends himself he is obviously lying. Even if he has proof he's right.
"Alfredo (Catholic Whore) is the most whorish Catholic omg"

buzzard catholic 

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.
As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

Good Catholic Boys

1. A group of young men who constantly journey towards taking back the Holy Land.

2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.
The Good Catholic Boys threw an awesome party with the peacocks and Kimmy.
Good Catholic Boys by GCB9 December 3, 2017

Seedless Catholic 

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
Seedless Catholic by Rick Pots November 12, 2018

epiphany catholic school

A gay private school where the teachers are very strict
epiphany catholic school

is the gayest school in Miami.

Roman Catholic high school 

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan
Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt