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Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.
(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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Chin for brad

When someone says something ridiculously stupid, you say chin for brad
"hey stan what time is it?"
"dude theres atleast 20 clocks in here, chin for brad"...
by chinforbrad April 13, 2011
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Wow he must be a Braden his dick is huge
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Broadneck High

The ultimate high school. It excels in almost everything it does. This includes academics, sports, and music. They are preps mixed with beach bums. Kids wear sandals year 'round and thier biggest rival will always be Severna Park High. Just enter one of the Bneck vs Sp basketball games and you will understand after the loud chants of the kazmaniacs. Also known as bneck
Holy shit you go to Broadneck High! Lucky!
by relax April 13, 2006
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broadband butt

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
by Franz in HB May 28, 2006
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Brad

The only person who can successfully flush an African toilet in a hotel room.
Zane: The toilet's clogged again! Brad: Let me get it *flush* Zane: Damnit Brad!
by Chvympla67 June 20, 2010
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broadband

Fast internet service, which BT are slow to install!
When the fuck are you going to give us muvvafucking broadband?!?!?!
by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004
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