Blondes

Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.

Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!

by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008

Blondes

blondes are fun and crazy and hyper

wow your so blonde but we love you!!!

by blondie May 6, 2005

Blonde Bitches

A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.

My blonde bitch has no gag reflex. Fuck yes.

Sexy ass blonde bitches taking it hard.

by Cap'n Bro August 6, 2011

filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn

Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.

by VegasChris July 8, 2005

Blingeratti

Any person who pimps around in 4 iced necklaces.

Yo check out donny hes blingeratti

by Donny Fay February 6, 2004

bloggecution

When someone suffers the end of their career via bloggers}. Truth the pen is mightier than the sword.

Man, that due Imas suffered a bloggecution. The wouldn't quit typing until he was fired.

by Fredman April 30, 2007

blondeed

something or someone that has been made blonde

"look at that guy, his hair has been blondeed"

by meubastard December 29, 2007