Blind Sided

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.

1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.

by PDiggy March 18, 2010

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Brittan Binder

The Brittan Binder (A.K.A. Bull frog) is an amphibian in the order Analla (meaning "butt-less" from Greek an-, without + alla, butt). Adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. Most Brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or bumming rides off of friends. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of Ali Blackstone. Adult Brittans follow a Voracious diet, mostly of Burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. Brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a Hawthorne Heights song. This can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville NJ.

The Brittan Binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of Pottersville NJ.

by Robin Binder July 14, 2008

The Blind Frogger

a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.

"I did the blind frogger for johnny and I almost got clipped by an SUV"

by Tmoney1725 May 19, 2009

blind ccsided

when you don't know that the person who emailed you also blind cc'd someone else, like your boss.

I got blind ccsided when Allison included my boss in his email.

by Super Jules December 4, 2010

Text Blindness

A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.

Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!

by lord_blackdragon September 16, 2009