Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

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brooklyn blinder

When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!

I was making love to my girl and had to take a mean shit, so I gave her the Ole Brooklyn Blinder.

by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 11, 2022

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Arthur Blind

Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)

Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today

by arthurblind May 22, 2023

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Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

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