Ghost: You said you wanted a win. Congratulations, you're a winner
Soap:Away n’bille yer heid.
Ghost:English, MacTavish.
Soap:Sorry,sir,let me translate… “Go fuck yourself.”
Ghost:Much better.
Soap:Away n’bille yer heid.
Ghost:English, MacTavish.
Soap:Sorry,sir,let me translate… “Go fuck yourself.”
Ghost:Much better.
by Gg gamer April 17, 2023
Get the away n’bille yer heid mug.A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
by Justin Feld October 18, 2008
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the largest non-lethal cult in the known world(as of yet, im still waiting) something like 10,000 culteeers go there each sunday to be sodomized on mass scale.
d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?
by QiRhOt December 13, 2004
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Person1- Ay you bilen right noww son...
Stop bilen!
Orr...
your such a bilen
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Person1- Ay you bilen right noww son...
Stop bilen!
Orr...
your such a bilen
by beezsweezy September 4, 2010
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Get the A bible mug.The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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