bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

by Blak Hoody April 8, 2015

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016