by Jenwjwnne May 7, 2018
Get the basketball gods mug.A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"
"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."
"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."
by KingKlownoftheKorn September 12, 2015
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A slutty girl that tends to hook up with five or more guys at a party. Called a "Basketball" because five guys pass her around and score.
Mike: Man, Bridget sure has made out with a lot of guys tonight.
Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.
Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.
by Johansen Morticai July 19, 2009
Get the Basketball mug.Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").
There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."
"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."
"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"
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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
Get the basketball player mug.A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"
Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"
Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"
Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"
Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"
Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
by zeromyhero January 28, 2014
Get the put the fucking lotion in the basket mug.Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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