sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.

Wow, id love to be like sam barnes

by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022

Peter barnes

The space movie from 1992

The space movie from 1992 is Peter Barnes favorite movie

by Jimmehimmedjs February 3, 2022

Barned

Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.

"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."

by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021

hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

barn burner

A swim practice that obliterates your body, mind, and soul. It leaves you lifeless.

We had an absolute barn burner today. I went home and took a 12 hour nap!

by largeMan234 February 22, 2022

Barning

Refers to edgy lyrical content similar to "legendary" ex-Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes'. Lyrics that someone who's Barning would write include counts of rape, murder, torture, necrophilia, and misogyny. Barning can also refer to the annoying grunting that Chris Barnes calls his scream, which is made fun of on a daily basis by vocalists who actually know what they're doing.

Bro that new RealBand song was cool, but the vocalist was fuckin' Barning, bro.

by ParrotSqawk March 4, 2022