bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

baptist

Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.

If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005

abhishek bapat

It is a name of a boy who is caring, helpful,and good in various sports especially table tennis.He is smart, Intelligent, and sweet.

I want to be a table tennis player just like Abhishek Bapat

by Table tennis January 10, 2018

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.

Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.

by Zag May 16, 2004

baptist

uptight and anal superstitious people. they want to control what everyone thinks, believes and does. if you're any different you're going to hell.

the baptist is just another cult follower

by eazy-x February 12, 2008

bart

Noun

A type of burp similar to a vurp in which the malodor produced by the belch stanks out the belcher and/or anyone in the near vicinity. It is the combination of burp and fart as in farting through your mouth, much as observed in hippopotomi in the wild.

Especially useful in escaping a first date gone horribly wrong. i.e., After subduing his apparent painful rectal itch, I decided to help bring an end to the date by blowing my most recent artichoke and spinach dip bart across the table as he yawned.

by Maryleen April 24, 2007