Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 18, 2017

bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.

"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."

by Joseph The Broseph May 2, 2006

bagelfish

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelmaster

a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.

I am the bagelmaster.

by Bagelmaster April 16, 2009

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007